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YONKERS

An American took an Englishman to a theater. An actor in the farce, about to die, exclaimed: "Please, dear wife, don't bury me in Yonkers!"

The Englishman turned to his friend and said: "I say, old chap, what are yonkers?"

"YOU"

Here's to the world, the merry old world,

To its days both bright and blue;

Here's to our future, be it what it may,

And here's to my best—that's you!

ZONES