Tickle and entertain us, or we die!
—Cowper.
The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children.—Disraeli.
AUTOMOBILES
TEACHER—"If a man saves $2 a week, how long will it take him to save a thousand?"
BOY—"He never would, ma'am. After he got $900 he'd buy a car."
"How fast is your car, Jimpson?" asked Harkaway.