"Well, if you see two men off in a corner anywhere and one of them looks bored to death, the other is Gabbleton."—Puck.


A man who was a well known killjoy was described as a great athlete. He could throw a wet blanket two hundred yards in any gathering.


See also Conversation; Husbands; Preaching; Public speakers; Reformers.

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BORROWERS

A well-known but broken-down Detroit newspaper man, who had been a power in his day, approached an old friend the other day in the Pontchartrain Hotel and said:

"What do you think? I have just received the prize insult of my life. A paper down in Muncie, Ind., offered me a job."

"Do you call that an insult?"