In a section of Washington where there are a number of hotels and cheap restaurants, one enterprising concern has displayed in great illuminated letters, "Open All Night." Next to it was a restaurant bearing with equal prominence the legend:
"We Never Close."
Third in order was a Chinese laundry in a little, low-framed, tumbledown hovel, and upon the front of this building was the sign, in great, scrawling letters:
"Me wakee, too."
A boy looking for something to do saw the sign "Boy Wanted" hanging outside of a store in New York. He picked up the sign and entered the store.
The proprietor met him. "What did you bring that sign in here for?" asked the storekeeper.
"You won't need it any more," said the boy cheerfully. "I'm going to take the job."
A Chinaman found his wife lying dead in a field one morning; a tiger had killed her.