The driver held out his hat and several persons hastened to drop coins in it. At last, when the contributions had ceased, he emptied the contents of his hat into his pocket. Then, pointing to the retreating figure of the philanthropist who had started the collection, he observed: "Say, maybe he ain't the wise guy! That's me boss!"
BUSINESS ETHICS
"Johnny," said his teacher, "if coal is selling at $6 a ton and you pay your dealer $24 how many tons will he bring you?"
"A little over three tons, ma'am," said Johnny promptly.
"Why, Johnny, that isn't right," said the teacher.
"No, ma'am, I know it ain't," said Johnny, "but they all do it."
BUSINESS WOMEN
Wanted—A housekeeping man by a business woman. Object matrimony.