And each cat thought that there was one cat too many,
And they scratched and they fit and they tore and they bit,
'Til instead of two cats—there weren't any.
CAUSE AND EFFECT
Archbishop Whately was one day asked if he rose early. He replied that once he did, but he was so proud all the morning and so sleepy all the afternoon that he determined never to do it again.
A man who has an office downtown called his wife by telephone the other morning and during the conversation asked what the baby was doing.
"She was crying her eyes out," replied the mother.
"What about?"