"Yes."
"Well, I was just thinking, dad, how true it is that history repeats itself."
WANTED: Burly beauty-proof individual to read meters in sorority houses. We haven't made a nickel in two years. The Gas Co.—Michigan Gargoyle.
FRESHMAN—"I have a sliver in my finger."
SOP—"Been scratching your head?"
STUDE—"Do you smoke, professor?"
PROF.—"Why, yes, I'm very fond of a good cigar."