And winking at the taint.
—Judge.
"What is a 'faculty'?"
"A 'faculty' is a body of men surrounded by red tape."—Cornell Widow.
Yale University is to have a ton of fossils. Whether for the faculty or for the museums is not announced.—The Atlanta Journal.
FIRST TRUSTEE—"But this ancient institution of learning will fail unless something is done."
SECOND TRUSTEE—"True; but what can we do? We have already raised the tuition until it is almost 1 per cent of the fraternity fees."—Puck.