Curry the hits of last season,
Add tumpty-tee tra la to taste.
—Life.
COMPROMISES
Boss—"There's $10 gone from my cash drawer, Johnny; you and I were the only people who had keys to that drawer."
Office Boy—"Well, s'pose we each pay $5 and say no more about it."
CONFESSIONS
"You say Garston made a complete confession? What did he get—five years?"