COURAGE
AUNT ETHEL—"Well, Beatrice, were you very brave at the dentist's?"
BEATRICE—"Yes, auntie, I was."
AUNT ETHEL—"Then, there's the half crown I promised you. And now tell me what he did to you."
BEATRICE—"He pulled out two of Willie's teeth!"—Punch.
He was the small son of a bishop, and his mother was teaching him the meaning of courage.
"Supposing," she said, "there were twelve boys in one bedroom, and eleven got into bed at once, while the other knelt down to say his prayers, that boy would show true courage."
"Oh!" said the young hopeful. "I know something that would be more courageous than that! Supposing there were twelve bishops in one bedroom, and one got into bed without saying his prayers!"