"I hope your father does not object to my staying so late," said Mr. Stayput as the clock struck twelve.

"Oh, dear, no," replied Miss Dabbs, with difficulty suppressing a yawn, "He says you save him the expense of a night-watchman."


There was an old monk of Siberia,

Whose existence grew drearier and drearier;

He burst from his cell

With a hell of a yell,

And eloped with the Mother Superior.


It was scarcely half-past nine when the rather fierce-looking father of the girl entered the parlor where the timid lover was courting her. The father had his watch in his hand.