"That will be terrible," the second friend said. "Are you quite sure they won't leave us any money?" he persisted.
"Of course," was the reply. "Why do you ask?"
The other was silent for a minute. Then, taking a fifty-dollar note from his pocket, he handed it to his friend.
"What is this for?" the first asked, taking the money.
"That's the fifty dollars I owe you," the other answered. "Now we're square."—W. Dayton Wegefarth.
WILLIS—"He calls himself a dynamo."
GILLIS—"No wonder; everything he has on is charged."—Judge.
Anticipated rents, and bills unpaid,