Sing a song of sick gents,

Pockets full of rye,

Four and twenty highballs,

We wish that we might die.


Two booze-fiends were ambling homeward at an early hour, after being out nearly all night.

"Don't your wife miss you on these occasions?" asked one.

"Not often," replied the other; "she throws pretty straight."


"Where's old Four-Fingered Pete?" asked Alkali Ike. "I ain't seen him around here since I got back."