EUROPEAN WAR
OFFICER (as Private Atkins worms his way toward the enemy)—"You fool! Come back at once!"
TOMMY—"No bally fear, sir! There's a hornet in the trench."—Punch.
"You can tell an Englishman nowadays by the way he holds his head up."
"Pride, eh?"
"No, Zeppelin neck."
LITTLE GIRL (who has been sitting very still with a seraphic expression)—"I wish I was an angel, mother!"
MOTHER—"What makes you say that, darling?"