Franklin's education was got by himself. He worked himself up to be a great literal man. He was also able to invent electricity. Franklin's father was a tallow chandelier.
Monastery is the place for monsters.
Sir Walter Raleigh was put out once when his servant found him with fire in his head. And one day after there had been a lot of rain, he threw his cloak in a puddle and the queen stepped dryly over.
The Greeks planted colonists for their food supplies.
Nicotine is so deadly a poison that a drop on the end of a dog's tail will kill a man.
A mosquito is the child of black and white parents.
An author is a queer animal because his tales (tails) come from his head.
Wind is air in a hurry.
The people that come to America found Indians, but no people.
Shadows are rays of darkness.