"Siven in all," she replied. "Four by the third wife of me second husband; three by the second wife of me furst."
A man descended from an excursion train and was wearily making his way to the street-car, followed by his wife and fourteen children, when a policeman touched him on the shoulder and said:
"Come along wid me."
"What for?"
"Blamed if I know; but when ye're locked up I'll go back and find out why that crowd was following ye."
FAREWELLS
Happy are we met, Happy have we been,
Happy may we part, and Happy meet again.