A girl reading in a paper that fish was excellent brain-food wrote to the editor:
Dear Sir: Seeing as you say how fish is good for the brains, what kind of fish shall I eat?
To this the editor replied:
Dear Miss: Judging from the composition of your letter I should advise you to eat a whale.
A hungry customer seated himself at a table in a quick-lunch restaurant and ordered a chicken pie. When it arrived he raised the lid and sat gazing at the contents intently for a while. Finally he called the waiter.
"Look here, Sam," he said, "what did I order?"
"Chicken pie, sah."
"And what have you brought me?"
"Chicken pie, sah."