FORGETFULNESS
See Memory.
FORTUNE HUNTERS
HER FATHER—"So my daughter has consented to become your wife. Have you fixed the day of the wedding?"
SUITOR—"I will leave that to my fiancée."
H.F.—"Will you have a church or a private wedding?"
S.—"Her mother can decide that, sir."
H.F.—"What have you to live on?"