"Well," rejoined the Governor, "now that you have seen one, are you satisfied?"
"No, sir," answered the youngster, without the slightest impertinence, but with an air of great conviction, "no, sir; I'm disappointed."
GRAFT
"What is meant by graft?" said the inquiring foreigner.
"Graft," said the resident of a great city, "is a system which ultimately results in compelling a large portion of the population to apologize constantly for not having money, and the remainder to explain how they got it."
LADY—"I guess you're gettin' a good thing out o' tending the rich Smith boy, ain't ye, doctor?"
DOCTOR—"Well, yes; I get a pretty good fee. Why?"
LADY—"Well, I hope you won't forget that my Willie threw the brick that hit 'im!"