Jokes are used in the household as an antiseptic. As scenebreakers they have no equal.—Life.


Here's to the joke, the good old joke,

The joke that our fathers told;

It is ready tonight and is jolly and bright

As it was in the days of old.

When Adam was young it was on his tongue,

And Noah got in the swim

By telling the jest as the brightest and best

That ever happened to him.