"What, Tommy, in the jam again, and you whipped for it only an hour ago!"
"Yes'm, but I heard you tell Auntie that you thought you whipped me too hard, so I thought I'd just even up."
One man's word is no man's word,
Justice is that both be heard.
He who decides a case without hearing the other side, though he decide justly cannot be considered just.—Seneca.
JUVENILE DELINQUENCY
A woman left her baby in its carriage at the door of a department-store. A policeman found it there, apparently abandoned, and wheeled it to the station. As he passed down the street a gamin yelled: "What's the kid done?"