Here lies our sovereign lord, the king,

Whose word no man relies on,

Who never said a foolish thing,

And never did a wise one.

Said by a courtier of Charles, II. To which the King replied, "That is very true, for my words are my own. My actions are my minister's."

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KISSES

Here's to a kiss:

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss add a score,