LADIES
See Etiquet; Woman.
LANDLORDS
An English tourist was sightseeing in Ireland and the guide had pointed out the Devil's Gap, the Devil's Peak, and the Devil's Leap to him.
"Pat," he said, "the devil seems to have a great deal of property in this district!"
"He has, sir," replied the guide, "but, sure, he's like all the landlords—he lives in England!"
LANGUAGES
George Ade, with a fellow American, was traveling in the Orient, and his companion one day fell into a heated argument with an old Arab. Ade's friend complained to him afterward that although he had spent years in studying Arabic in preparation for this trip he could not understand a word that the native said.