An impecunious young lawyer recently received the following letter from a tailor to whom he was indebted:
"Dear Sir: Kindly advise me by return mail when I may expect a remittance from you in settlement of my account.
Yours truly,
J. SNIPPEN."
The follower of Blackstone immediately replied:
"Dear Sir: I have your request for advice of a recent date, and beg leave to say that not having received any retainer from you I cannot act in the premises. Upon receipt of your check for $250 I shall be very glad to look the matter up for you and to acquaint you with the results of my investigations.
I am, sir, with great respect, your most obedient servant,
BARCLAY B. COKE."
A prisoner was brought before the bar in the criminal court, but was not represented by a lawyer.
"Where is your lawyer?" asked the judge who presided.
"I have none, sir," replied the prisoner.
"Why not?" queried the judge.
"Because I have no money to pay one."