"Yes, sir," said the guide.
"Pardon me," continued the Hubbite, "but what did you try to get him to swallow?"
When by night the frogs are croaking,
Kindle but a torch's fire;
Ha! how soon they all are silent;
Thus Truth silences the liar.
—Friedrich von Logan.
See also Epitaphs; Husbands; Politicians; Real estate agents; Regrets.