Take a boy with bare feet as a starter

Add thrift and sobriety, mixed—

Flavor with quarts of religion,

And see that the tariff is fixed.

Life.


MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar)—"Be off with you this minute!"

BEGGAR—"Look 'ere, mister; the only difference between you and me is that you are makin' your second million, while I am still workin' at my first."


"Now that you have made $50,000,000, I suppose you are going to keep right on for the purpose of trying to get a hundred millions?"