THE LITTLE BOY—"Yes'm."
THE LADY—"Will you ask your mother to come and hear me talk on 'When Does a Mother's Duty to Her Child Begin?' next Saturday afternoon, at three o'clock, at Lyceum Hall?"
THE LITTLE BOY (explosively)—"What's th' matter with you ma! Don't you know me? I'm your little boy!"
Here's to the happiest hours of my life—
Spent in the arms of another man's wife:
My mother!
Happy he
With such a mother! faith in womankind