The power of grace, the magic of a name.
—Campbell.
NATIVES
FRIEND (admiring the prodigy)—"Seventh standard, is she? Plays the planner an' talks French like a native, I'll bet."
FOND BUT "TOUCHY" PARENT—"I've no doubt that's meant to be very funny, Bill Smith; but as it 'appens you're only exposin' your ignorance; they ain't natives in France—they're as white as wot we are."—Sketch.
NATURE LOVERS
"Would you mind tooting your factory whistle a little?"
"What for?"