Either make or buy or sell
An onion with an onion's taste
But with a violet's smell?
SHE—"They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away."
HE—"Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away."
OPERA
"Which do you consider the most melodious Wagnerian opera?" asked Mrs. Cumrox.
"There are several I haven't heard, aren't there?" rejoined her husband.