"Pop, Philadelphia is on the Delaware River, isn't it?"
Pop replied that such was the case.
"I wonder if that's what makes the Delaware Water Gap?" insinuated the youngster.—S.S. Stinson.
Among the guests at an informal dinner in New York was a bright Philadelphia girl.
"These are snails," said a gentleman next to her, when the dainty was served. "I suppose Philadelphia people don't eat them for fear of cannibalism."
"Oh, no," was her instant reply; "it isn't that. We couldn't catch them."
PHILANTHROPISTS
Little grains of short weight,