PITTSBURG
"How about that airship?"
"It went up in smoke."
"Burned, eh?"
"Oh, no. Made an ascension at Pittsburg."
SKYBOUGH—"Why have you put that vacuum cleaner in front of your airship?"
KLOUDLEIGH—"To clear a path. I have an engagement to sail over Pittsburg."
A man just back from South America was describing a volcanic disturbance.