PLEASURE
BILLY—"Huh! I bet you didn't have a good time at your birthday party yesterday."
WILLIE—"I bet I did."
BILLY—"Then why ain't you sick today?"
Winnie had been very naughty, and her mamma said: "Don't you know you will never go to Heaven if you are so naughty?"
After thinking a moment she said: "Oh, well, I have been to the circus once and 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' twice. I can't expect to go everywhere."
In Concord, New Hampshire, they tell of an old chap who made his wife keep a cash account. Each week he would go over it, growling and grumbling. On one such occasion he delivered himself of the following: