"Pardon me, madam, but you will have to get off here. This is as far as I go."

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READING

See Books and Reading.

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REAL ESTATE AGENTS

Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib."

ANITA—"A fib is the same as a story, and a story is the same as a lie."

NELLY—"No, it is not."

ANITA—"Yes, it is, because my father said so, and my father is a professor at the university."