"The most fashionable thing we have in the shop, sir. And it suits you to perfection—if the fit's right."
"Yes, it fits very well. So you think I had better have it?"
"I don't think you could do better."
"No, I don't think I could. So I guess I won't buy a new one after all."
The salesman had been boosting the customer's old hat, which had become mixed among the many new ones.
VISITOR—"Can I see that motorist who was brought here an hour ago?"
NURSE—"He hasn't come to his senses yet."
VISITOR—"Oh, that's all right. I only want to sell him another car."—Judge.