There was a young fellow named Hall,
Who fell in the spring in the fall;
'Twould have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring,
But he didn't—he died in the fall.
SENATORS
A Senator is very often a man who has risen from obscurity to something worse.
"You have been conspicuous in the halls of legislation, have you not?" said the young woman who asks all sorts of questions.
"Yes, miss," answered Senator Sorghum, blandly; "I think I have participated in some of the richest hauls that legislation ever made."