MRS. NEARTOWN—"Yes, it's the one I sometimes lend to the servant on Sundays."
MRS. LITTLETOWN—"Doesn't she get tired of always reading the same one?"
MRS. NEARTOWN—"Oh, no. You see, it's the same book, but it's always a different servant."—Suburban Life.
MRS. HOUSEN HOHM—"What is your name?"
APPLICANT FOR COOKSHIP—"Miss Arlington."
MRS. HOUSEN HOHM—"Do you expect to be called Miss Arlington?"
APPLICANT—-"No, ma'am; not if you have an alarm clock in my room."
MISTRESS—"Nora, I saw a policeman in the park to-day kiss a baby. I hope you will remember my objection to such things."