There was a young lady of Niger,
Who went for a ride on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.
—Gilbert K. Chesterton.
SMOKING
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.—Rudyard Kipling.
AUNT MARY—(horrified) "Good gracious. Harold, what would your mother say if she saw you smoking cigarets?"