SUCCESS
Nothing succeeds like excess.—Life.
Nothing succeeds like looking successful.—Henriette Corkland.
Success in life often consists in knowing just when to disagree with one's employer.
A New Orleans lawyer was asked to address the boys of a business school. He commenced:
"My young friends, as I approached the entrance to this room I noticed on the panel of the door a word eminently appropriate to an institution of this kind. It expresses the one thing most useful to the average man when he steps into the arena of life. It was—"
"Pull," shouted the boys, in a roar of laughter, and the lawyer felt that he had taken his text from the wrong side of the door.