I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette an' have t' eat Battle Creek breakfasts.—Abe Martin.
FIRST ENGLISHMAN—"Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette?"
SECOND ENGLISHMAN—"When she's busy wrecking things outside we have comparative peace at home."—Life.
Recipe for a suffragette:
To the power that already lies in her hands
You add equal rights with the gents;
You'll find votes that used to bring two or three plunks,
Marked down to ninety-eight cents.