I'd hate t' be married t' a suffragette an' have t' eat Battle Creek breakfasts.—Abe Martin.


FIRST ENGLISHMAN—"Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette?"

SECOND ENGLISHMAN—"When she's busy wrecking things outside we have comparative peace at home."—Life.


Recipe for a suffragette:

To the power that already lies in her hands

You add equal rights with the gents;

You'll find votes that used to bring two or three plunks,

Marked down to ninety-eight cents.