“And do you know the reason, sir? The miserable wretches don’t dare die.”
—Harper’s Bazar.
September Thirtieth
First Soubrette—“What is the cause of the divorce?”
Second Soubrette—“Both intend to star next season.”
—Exchange.
October First
Maude—“Is she married?”
Mabel—“No, unmarried for the fourth time.”
—Harper’s Bazar.