—Yonkers Statesman.
September Twenty-seventh
Mrs. Black—“They say he’s dreadfully henpecked.”
Mrs. Dash—“Henpecked! why the man does not even dare to get a divorce.”
—Harper’s Bazar.
September Twenty-eighth
A woman keeps her first love long if she happens not to take a second.
—Rochefoucauld.
September Twenty-ninth
“Yes, sir, it’s a fact: that married men live longer than single ones.”