It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
—Beaconsfield.
September Twenty-fourth
If a widower buys a new tie and it is of a bright color, his daughters begin to grow suspicious.
—Atchison Globe.
September Twenty-fifth
“All the world loves a widow.”
September Twenty-sixth
“Do you think that was a fortunate marriage?” asked the minister’s wife.
“Oh, yes, very!” replied the reverend gentleman; “I needed the money.”