December Twelfth
“Thou art not the first man a widow’s love hath sent to the barber shop.”
—Exchange.
December Thirteenth
These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world.
—Addison.
December Fourteenth
With his dying breath he bid me never marry again till his grave should be dry, even though it should take up four days in drying.
—Oliver Goldsmith.