Lawyer—“But, Mrs. Smith, there is absolutely no ground for a divorce.”
Fair Client—“No cause? How long do you imagine it requires for one to become thoroughly tired of the name of Smith?”
—Life.
December Sixteenth
Both here and hence, pursue me lasting strife,
If, once a widow, ever I be wife!
—Shakespeare.
December Seventeenth
None wed the second but who killed the first.
—Shakespeare.