March Twenty-third

Of course I wanted to marry the widow because she declared she would never marry again.

—Malcolm C. Salomon.

March Twenty-fourth

The multi-widow. “A woman seldom finds that her husband is the same man she married.”

—Brooklyn Eagle.

March Twenty-fifth

Why, if I had had two husbands, or even four, I should want to keep ’em apart sittin’ up in high chairs on different sides of my heart.

—Josiah Allen’s Wife.

March Twenty-sixth