Disagreeable suspicions are usually the fruits of a second marriage.
—Racine.
March Twenty-seventh
“Have you made your will?” asked the lawyer of the old colored citizen.
“No, suh. I ain’ got nothin’ to leave ’cept one wife and de rheumatism.”
—Atlanta Constitution.
March Twenty-eighth
It is only a widow who is wise enough to know that a jolly laugh in a woman is a bait to which a man will invariably rise as a trout to a fly.
—Dorothy Dix.