Get a wife who has learned how to keep house on your predecessor, and is in no danger of giving you dyspepsia while she experiments with cooking school recipes.
—Dorothy Dix.
March Thirtieth
“So they were divorced for incompatibility of temper?”
“Yes; you see he had the incompatibility and she had the temper.”
—Judge.
March Thirty-first
The shameless Chloe placed on the tombs of her seven husbands the inscription, “The work of Chloe.”
—Martial.