I, Dionysius of Tarsus, lie here at sixty, having never married; and would that my father had not.
—Greek Epitaph.
April Seventh
Once you are married there is nothing left for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
—Robert Louis Stevenson.
April Eighth
“Didn’t you do well by your second marriage?”
“Oh, yes indeed; the clothes of my wife’s first husband just fit me!”
—Danbury News Man.