The lachrymose widow is one of those clinging vines that always gets there.
—Dorothy Dix.
April Tenth
“Of course I am a widow. Sure, that poor little insignificant crayther of a husband is not worth mentioning.”
—Irish Life.
April Eleventh
Old friend—“Was your daughter’s marriage a success?”
Hostess—“Oh, a great success! She’s traveling in Europe on the alimony.”
—New York Weekly.