“No other man can ever fill poor John’s place. I loved him from the bottom of my heart.”

“Of course; but you know there is always room at the top.”

—Chicago Daily News.

April Thirteenth

A different cause, says Parson Sly,

The same effect may give.

Poor Lubin fears that he shall die,

His wife—that he may live.

—Poor Richard’s Almanac.

April Fourteenth